My plumber told me my sink was backed up, so he cleaned it out then gave me a paper towel with hair in it and told me to dispose of this. I flushed it down the toilet. I needed to call the plumber again.

Guys, there actually is a street in the Wall Street area named Maiden Lane!

It was probably given the name in the era when the Dutch were establishing the city of New Amsterdam down there at the bottom of Manhattan Island. My guess is that it got the name because the only unmarried virgin in Manhattan lived there. My guess is she got a sex change operation and eventually built the wall that became Wall Street.